What did people do before...
I can't seem to recall what it was that I did when I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't get back to sleep, before the series of tubes known as the Internet became available to mere mortals.
One time I went downstairs and watched "The Bad Seed", but that was before AMC became infested with too many commercials. I can't even stand to watch TV anymore unless the TIVO has spooled it up so I can avoid the commercials.
Perhaps the ad agencies are going to have to go back to placing products right in the middle of the show, if Conan O'Brien tells me I need to switch to Crest toothpaste, it might subconsciously register, esp. if they put his grinning head on the box. It's the only way I can figure that Madison Avenue will be able to sell their Meatavitavegamin to jaded old characters such as myself.
One time I went downstairs and watched "The Bad Seed", but that was before AMC became infested with too many commercials. I can't even stand to watch TV anymore unless the TIVO has spooled it up so I can avoid the commercials.
Perhaps the ad agencies are going to have to go back to placing products right in the middle of the show, if Conan O'Brien tells me I need to switch to Crest toothpaste, it might subconsciously register, esp. if they put his grinning head on the box. It's the only way I can figure that Madison Avenue will be able to sell their Meatavitavegamin to jaded old characters such as myself.
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