NEVER JET HOT

I subscribe to a free service called "Plinky" that suggests ( "prompts" ) subjects to blog about. Just got the latest: What's the worst way you've ever dumped or been dumped by someone? Breakups are never easy. How did you or your significant other make it even worse? Now why did they have to go a and dredge that up? No, I don't want to talk about it!

I was at Safeway just before midnight, there was a line of pathetic shlubs like me buying cards, flowers and mass-produced candy in fancy boxes. There was a guy at the card section poring over each one, trying to find the words that would make it all go well, me, I saw one with Snoopy on it, who doesn't love Snoopy? He gave me a dirty look. I also carved our initials in a newly poured sidewalk. (Well, pictures don't lie, do they?)