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Oh look! A giant purple giraffe! Let's buy a car!

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We are always desperate for traffic to our website. This is the online equivalent to having a guy in a gorilla suit waving at people by the highway.

Random notes

I saw a pickup truck on it's side at milepost 205. A semi passed me just then and denied me the rubbernecking. Those horse pills for the diabetes are already working; normally I get thirsty as all get out toward the end of the shift, and dry mouth. Not so today. When I got home Petey grabbed a squeaky toy and started galloping all over the house with it. Who put a nickel in his jukebox?