We interrupt...
We interrupt your steady diet of gloom and doom to bring you... PIRATES! Be sure to check out Dress Like A Pirate.com for more swashbuckling fun like that.
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Pirate joke
Pirate joke swiped from some guy on twitter; A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel instead of the usual scarf, wrapped around his skull. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum. The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?" "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
It be nylon, matey
THIS JUST IN: Huge (5 feet by 3 feet) Pirate skull flag - The Jolly Roger - Nylon for long life, Pirates love Nylon, they love all synthetics I guess. Less than four bucks! No need to dig anything up for this. Get your own Jolly Roger flag here and let the swordfighting jokes commence.