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Fart Silencer? Japan is out-innovating us

"Everyone farts… Whether it be in public, on a date, or during an interview, it happens and we know how embarrassing it can be. Luckily, a man named "Big Chicken Mushroom" from WuHan, China, has invented the 'Fart Silencer', a small plastic tube that you… um… put in your anus." ... I saw this at "weirdasianews.com" - found via a twitter feed, it's NOT a site I am in the habit of visiting, nor am I going to link to it here. They are not kidding.

Life imitates TV

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer. This reminds of the Sarah Silverman show where one of her friends lets out a silent-but-deadly "bomb" in a patrol car, and gets arrested. (Hilarity ensues)