Defeat the pencil-pushers
#PJ1218 not enough lead in your pencil? The old #2 pencil turned to rubber. Makes the big exam sort of iffy. It's good luck dontchya know. RUBBER PENCIL Now only 77 cents while supplies last...
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Martians Popping about to become scarcer...
#CT6601 Martian Popping Thing You've seen them in some cold medicine TV ad, and on "Drake and Josh", Martian Popping Thing has amazing stress-reducing properties. Squeeze him and his eyes, ears, even nose, pop out! They retract when you let go, and there are no repercussions. He's made of thick rubber (not latex) for long life. The supplier for this product jacked up the wholesale price on these so high that I stubbornly refuse to buy more. So, "while supplies last".
Mosquitos Persist, Last chance to annoy
#PJ2000 Mosquito buzzing box gag It's your last chance to annoy people with buzzing mosquito noises. Just a few left now, get 'em while they're hot at just $3.49. The buzzing mosquito noise seems to come from everywhere and nowhere.
It's not a toaster
#NF1290 Stewie Family Guy Pocket sound machine Only about 10 left of these Stewie Talkers, the most evil one, but he gets away with it because only the dog understands him. read more in the ad for the talking stewie , clearing them out for just $3.99 each! I don't expect they will hang around here long at that price! All like new & tested, great gift item for Family Guy fans...
Snot a sale, it's a snot sale.
#DS0170 Snotty Keychain Last 9 or so of these funky little snot nose keychains , I put them on sale. Lots more coming, I am unable to work at my main occupation so I will amuse myself here and hopefully clear enough inventory so we have room to set up the monopoly board.