NEVER JET HOT

Sometimes a gag gift is all in the presentation... Saw this on Twitter... "...gag gifts were passed out ... uncle walter got a gift wrapped in numerous layers of foil, duct tape, rope it took 5 min 4 him 2 open"

My sister is selling a computer and wants to know what you would use to *permanently* delete data on the hard drive, without reformatting. I have never tried to do that. By the time everyone in the house has had a go at a computer, the thing is ready for the scrap heap. The last one actually made smoke when it fried out. I have several old hard drives in the garage, want to find some tinted resin stuff to pour in the top, put rubber feet on the bottom, those high-tech coasters make excellent Christmas gifts. Perhaps we could make floppy disk cookies too. Nobody steal my idea now.