Oh look! A giant purple giraffe! Let's buy a car!
We are always desperate for traffic to our website. This is the online equivalent to having a guy in a gorilla suit waving at people by the highway.
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Dang Doofy Doll-danglers
A rather bossy sign in Thailand. It's at the entrance to a temple, hence the prohibition on dolly-dangling. From Gadling.com
Sofa King
I wanted so bad to start a sofaking.com website with pictures of people sitting on various couches. Or maybe cats or dogs sitting on couches. Or rather sofas. Each would say "This sofa isn't just good, it's sofaking good! Maybe with a little Sofa King royal logo. I'm sure it would have been a huge hit, stupidity + cats + Internet= COMEDY GOLD Unfortunately someone is camping on the domain name, and I don't think it works with a dash in it.
Buck up
Gee, maybe somebody should write a book, "Easy ways out"... I way trying to find an easy way to do something or another, I forget what, the google suggestions drop-down stopped me in my tracks... "Easy ways to die"? "Easy ways to get high"? I was expecting more like "Easy ways to get better gas mileage" or "8 Easy ways to avoid Sarah Palin"... I am truly saddened that people have gone to Google in a (presumably fruitless) effort to ease their burdens... But remember folks, "this too shall pass".
Email creativity
Just got an order from an independent auto shop - The guy's email address is PressHard3Copies@hisemailprovider.net I totally get that, having worked in a shop environment. Maybe I should change to peddlingfuncrapcheapontheinternet@therestlessmouse.com ... Uh, I need to work on that
Gates is losing it
I see where Microsoft bid 44.6 BILLION dollars (pinkie in mouth here) - Are they nuts? They could have had TheRestlessMouse.com Novelty Empire for half that.
I used to believe I would never get old...
From IusedToBelieve.com; When I was about 9 or 10, I heard about the internet. I thought that when you bought things off the internet, you had a little box attached to your computer with a hole and you'd drop coins in the hole. When you'd put in enough money, they'd send whatever you bought. Sarah W She heard about the Internet when she was TEN? I heard about Woodstock when I was ten. Sigh.