NEVER JET HOT

    #CT6601 Martian Popping Thing You've seen them in some cold medicine TV ad, and on "Drake and Josh", Martian Popping Thing has amazing stress-reducing properties. Squeeze him and his eyes, ears, even nose, pop out! They retract when you let go, and there are no repercussions. He's made of thick rubber (not latex) for long life. The supplier for this product jacked up the wholesale price on these so high that I stubbornly refuse to buy more. So, "while supplies last".

In light of recent local, national, and global events, we have considered discontinuing certain products that shoot, hurl, fling, toss, chuck, or otherwise propel various objects, such as miniature cats, pigs, ducks, and supervisors, in addition to rubber bands and other common projectiles. However we believe that workplace stress is reduced by playing with these kinds of devices, as well as other cubicle toys we sell, The Cubes miniature office sets allow the user to act out various workplace scenarios, and the positive messages smiley 8 ball, financial advisor ball, and other 8-ball toys serve to unstick the mind. Not to mention the obvious benefits of our Martian Squeeze Toy. All in all, we believe the products we sell tend to improve morale and bring a little sunshine into the dark corners of the massive institutions where we work and learn. There was some discussion about these events at the warehouse I moonlight at in the evenings, and we concluded that it demonstrated the ...