A word about guns

In light of recent local, national, and global events, we have considered discontinuing certain products that shoot, hurl, fling, toss, chuck, or otherwise propel various objects, such as miniature cats, pigs, ducks, and supervisors, in addition to rubber bands and other common projectiles.

However we believe that workplace stress is reduced by playing with these kinds of devices, as well as other cubicle toys we sell, The Cubes miniature office sets allow the user to act out various workplace scenarios, and the positive messages smiley 8 ball, financial advisor ball, and other 8-ball toys serve to unstick the mind. Not to mention the obvious benefits of our Martian Squeeze Toy.

All in all, we believe the products we sell tend to improve morale and bring a little sunshine into the dark corners of the massive institutions where we work and learn.

There was some discussion about these events at the warehouse I moonlight at in the evenings, and we concluded that it demonstrated the transitory nature of our relationships with other people, and we sort of rededicated ourselves to appreciating our coworkers. Unfortunately, since we are mostly all guys, this will involve devising new ways to make each other's lives a living hell.

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