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WHAT will your smoking Babies/ smoking monkeys smoke now? I called the wholesaler just now, apparently they discontinued the extra cig packs! She doesn't know if they are planning to discontinue the Smoking Monkeys and Smoking Babies, but they are both pretty popular, my guess is that they are working on a new package & supplier for those. A few years ago, they recalled the cigs, I even had to take the ones out of the packages they come in with the babies or monkeys, nothing wrong with the cigs., the tobacco companies thought they looked too much like thier real cigarette packages. I hadn't bought any more of the spares since then, but there is a new design on the ones that come with the monkeys so that can't be it. ANYWAY- you get a total of 11 cigs with the thing. I will search for alternatives, but even Johnson-Smith doesn't seem to have them. I remember when I was a kid, they sold tiny self-puffing cigs, you could poke a hole in a dollar and make George "s...

It occurs to me that because the merchandise posting "goes away" when we are out of the item, it renders people unable to find it. Exhibit A, our "How to Get Along With Girls" retro reprinted book of one made in the thirties, apparently girls were even harder to get along with then. It's item BV0668, couldn't find it that way either! My bad. I will post here under the INVENTORY tag when they arrive. We do have the FINGER TRAP, aka CHINESE finger traps , They ARE made in China, which makes them somewhat of a rarity in today's marketplace I know. What else. Hmmm, "gagplayingcards". That guy must have been in a hurry. Here's a whole page of gagplayingcards , making those pages easier to locate tops my list of thingsIbetterdosoonbecauseit'scostingusmoney. We do have "Pharmacist Jokes", click "Obligatory Blog" and then "Jokes (no humor)", that should get a laugh somewhere along the line. Other than that, Don...

From a recent survey form we got back; "It took me 3 days to complete my order because you have so many cool - bizarre items..." Thanks for the lift, anonymous customer person. It made my day.

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I keep meaning to stop at Radio Shack and see if they still sell those, what I called "Giant Q-tips", they used to have them for cleaning the insides of VCR's. The problem with Radio Shack is the problem with auto parts stores; there's usually a bunch of people who don't know doodly squat and one old grouch who knows everything. Find the old grouch. -John