Little Yard of Horrors
I didn't think much about this ad for a "Homeowner Chipper" until I realized to my horror, I'M A HOMEOWNER. And I don't mean that in a good way. It's the "self-feeding" feature that kind of scares me.
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Fart Silencer? Japan is out-innovating us
"Everyone farts… Whether it be in public, on a date, or during an interview, it happens and we know how embarrassing it can be. Luckily, a man named "Big Chicken Mushroom" from WuHan, China, has invented the 'Fart Silencer', a small plastic tube that you… um… put in your anus." ... I saw this at "weirdasianews.com" - found via a twitter feed, it's NOT a site I am in the habit of visiting, nor am I going to link to it here. They are not kidding.
Ted Moseby should RUN
I'm not sure if this site is just a tribute site to How I met your Mother , I sure hope so, otherwise this woman scares me; TedMosbyIsAJerk.com
At least the twitter users seem happy
Check out this tool that graphs what people are saying on Twitter in the most recent seven days. Apparently those obsessive folks who use twitter (I represent that remark) are generally pretty happy; I Compared Happy, Sad, and Bored; I don't know if they are happy because they twit or they twit because they are happy. More research is needed. http://twist.flaptor.com/trends?gram=happy%2Csad%2Cbored&table=0
The Trixie Files
This poor kid, her dad is a real nerd, graphing her feeding times, diaper changes(!) Now sleep? Future therapist fodder for sure. The Trixie Update: Metrics
What's this order for pencil lead?
A person could get in real trouble submitting a receipt from a brothel to accounting! Or carrying one around in briefcase or pocket! I most definitely DO NOT recommend that you plant one of these on someone... pink928
Nrrrggghhh means I love you
Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies) Sorry, I don't date fellow employees. (Don't get your honey where you make your money). But if I did, I would give them these lovely romance rats as tokens of my love.
Random memory
This site; That Was Random! ...reminds me of a show from the 70's called "Real People with Sarah Purcell". Recently the site has a guy who can move his eyes independently of each other, and videos of people who have problems with travel trailers, and a bunch of other interesting bits. I wonder what ever became of Sarah Purcell? And why do I remember her name, but not the names of my children?