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Customer Service, telephones, and whoopie cushions don't mix.

Here are the Restless Mouse/ Novelty Trading Post PHONE NUMBERS Cell 425-343-6750 or Toll Free Line 1-800-948-5785 PLEASE… No salesmen, agents, representatives, etc. IE No Peddlers Telephones have a real downside. They are so very insistent. Unfortunately they are a necessary tool to maintain our most excellent customer service. THE PROBLEM IS that our goofy novelty websites don’t throw off cash like a drunken congressman. So, I work in a warehouse at night, sleep some in the morning and some in the evening. In theory, Teresa, (AKA the “real head cheese”) is supposed to take the cellphone with her when I am sleeping. But that doesn’t always happen. She will not answer it if she is driving, taking a shower, in the bathroom ( bad accoustics ). Anyhoo. Please, leave a message if no one answers, or better yet shoot us an email. We really do want your business, or else what’s the point of all this?

Chris likes to mess with telemarketers.

Chris | Live Tech Support | Video Help | Add to iTunes Chris notes that "This has to be illegal in some states" - That would not surprise me at all, that some states would make it illegal to mess with intrusive salespeople.