Customer Service, telephones, and whoopie cushions don't mix.
Here are the Restless Mouse/ Novelty Trading Post PHONE NUMBERS
Cell 425-343-6750 or Toll Free Line 1-800-948-5785
PLEASE… No salesmen, agents, representatives, etc. IE No Peddlers
Telephones have a real downside. They are so very insistent. Unfortunately they are a necessary tool to maintain our most excellent customer service.
THE PROBLEM IS that our goofy novelty websites don’t throw off cash like a drunken congressman. So, I work in a warehouse at night, sleep some in the morning and some in the evening. In theory, Teresa, (AKA the “real head cheese”) is supposed to take the cellphone with her when I am sleeping.
But that doesn’t always happen. She will not answer it if she is driving, taking a shower, in the bathroom ( bad accoustics ).
Anyhoo. Please, leave a message if no one answers, or better yet shoot us an email. We really do want your business, or else what’s the point of all this?
Cell 425-343-6750 or Toll Free Line 1-800-948-5785
PLEASE… No salesmen, agents, representatives, etc. IE No Peddlers
Telephones have a real downside. They are so very insistent. Unfortunately they are a necessary tool to maintain our most excellent customer service.
THE PROBLEM IS that our goofy novelty websites don’t throw off cash like a drunken congressman. So, I work in a warehouse at night, sleep some in the morning and some in the evening. In theory, Teresa, (AKA the “real head cheese”) is supposed to take the cellphone with her when I am sleeping.
But that doesn’t always happen. She will not answer it if she is driving, taking a shower, in the bathroom ( bad accoustics ).
Anyhoo. Please, leave a message if no one answers, or better yet shoot us an email. We really do want your business, or else what’s the point of all this?
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