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Gee, if I am going to post something about every little inventory change, why it's a fool time job. Here we have the Life's a gas cartoon fart book back in stock by unpopular demand (Morbid curiousity drives sales). PS Please don't do that in here; (It attracts flies)

The handy prop cigars are back in stock. The thing where you have to blow into rather than light and inhale takes a bit of getting used to for an ex-smoker like myself, but they do look exactly like a real cigar and they will produce a smoke effect if you blow into them. I found that if you poke some holes around on the last inch or so it produces more smoke more easily. Also you can chop it, although you lose the fake ash (I suppose you could reattach it somehow) it still produces smoke. This would be great for the opening scene of "The Odd Couple" if you want to have the TV thing where Oscar finds a used stogie in the street.

We finally got our new round tuits, these ones explicitly inform you "This is a ROUND TUIT for those who were always going to get AROUND TO IT" - It saddens me that some people don't get the gag otherwise. Round TUIT page

It occurs to me that because the merchandise posting "goes away" when we are out of the item, it renders people unable to find it. Exhibit A, our "How to Get Along With Girls" retro reprinted book of one made in the thirties, apparently girls were even harder to get along with then. It's item BV0668, couldn't find it that way either! My bad. I will post here under the INVENTORY tag when they arrive. We do have the FINGER TRAP, aka CHINESE finger traps , They ARE made in China, which makes them somewhat of a rarity in today's marketplace I know. What else. Hmmm, "gagplayingcards". That guy must have been in a hurry. Here's a whole page of gagplayingcards , making those pages easier to locate tops my list of thingsIbetterdosoonbecauseit'scostingusmoney. We do have "Pharmacist Jokes", click "Obligatory Blog" and then "Jokes (no humor)", that should get a laugh somewhere along the line. Other than that, Don...

With growth of a business comes more headaches, ergo this.. RUNDOWN ON INVENTORY OUTAGES (There may be others I will add later) CU0664 I.T. Cubes - NUTS We won't have any until JANUARY! EP0501 Shakespeare Insults with gum - Ordering Monday, should have by Thursday. HP0301 Handy Extending Metal Backscratcher - We have a bunch of these coming, no clue from the supplier, but based on past experience, I would give it an arrival date of about the 21st. MA1215 Two Headed Quarter. I expect several dozen of these, any day now. PJ1207 Sneaky Extending Spoon. Our supplier says no more until January! PR7202 Giant Toothbrush - UPS says they will be here 11/26 - We actually have one green one in stock, let me know if you need me to post it on the website for you. Anyone? Anyone? PR7203 Giant Comb - On the truck with the giant toothbrushes!