NEVER JET HOT

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer. This reminds of the Sarah Silverman show where one of her friends lets out a silent-but-deadly "bomb" in a patrol car, and gets arrested. (Hilarity ensues)

This is clever, a form for arresting yourself. Not that I would fill out such a form without consulting a lawyer. (I have multiple personalities, and one of them is a lawyer. I would need him to be present.) PS link to form is in title, click on "I am under arrest" above. This was featured in Linky and Dinky's newsletter today, so it might be overloaded for a few days.