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    #PJ1218 not enough lead in your pencil? The old #2 pencil turned to rubber. Makes the big exam sort of iffy. It's good luck dontchya know. RUBBER PENCIL Now only 77 cents while supplies last...

    #CT6601 Martian Popping Thing You've seen them in some cold medicine TV ad, and on "Drake and Josh", Martian Popping Thing has amazing stress-reducing properties. Squeeze him and his eyes, ears, even nose, pop out! They retract when you let go, and there are no repercussions. He's made of thick rubber (not latex) for long life. The supplier for this product jacked up the wholesale price on these so high that I stubbornly refuse to buy more. So, "while supplies last".

    #PJ2000 Mosquito buzzing box gag It's your last chance to annoy people with buzzing mosquito noises. Just a few left now, get 'em while they're hot at just $3.49. The buzzing mosquito noise seems to come from everywhere and nowhere.

    #NF1290 Stewie Family Guy Pocket sound machine Only about 10 left of these Stewie Talkers, the most evil one, but he gets away with it because only the dog understands him. read more in the ad for the talking stewie , clearing them out for just $3.99 each! I don't expect they will hang around here long at that price! All like new & tested, great gift item for Family Guy fans...

    #DS0170 Snotty Keychain Last 9 or so of these funky little snot nose keychains , I put them on sale. Lots more coming, I am unable to work at my main occupation so I will amuse myself here and hopefully clear enough inventory so we have room to set up the monopoly board.

    #TG0040 Dogs Playing Cards High Quality extra fancy playing cards with tilt-to-change lenticular images. A fine gift for any dog people. New, shrinkwrapped lenticular ( aka "3d") playing cards , dogs all around except cats on the jokers of course. On sale while supplies last! $5.99

    #NF1252 Little Black Book New, shrinkwrapped "Little black book" with a star rating system to keep track of the ladies. Only $2.99 on sale, while supplies last.

We have been following this car wreck of a primary election process with varying degrees of interest, surprise, amusement and dread. When we bought the remaining stock from Lakeside Novelty, we inherited tons of these political bills. Hence I have sort of an interest in Hillary getting the democratic nomination, just so we can keep peddling this silly fake money. I know, I am a sad and pathetic little man, and you pity me. Anyway, I was sort of pleased to see that the oddsmakers are in my corner; Super Tuesday Political Betting Odds Online gambling website Bodog Life has Hillary Clinton a big -400 favorite to receive win the majority of primaries on Super Tuesday among Democrats. Senator Barack Obama is most certainly the underdog here paying out $2.50 for every $1.00 bet should he win more than Hillary. John Edwards bowed out of the race early on Wednesday following the Florida Primary. JUST THE SAME - We have all of this political money on sale DIRT CHEAP - $1.99 for each pad of 25 -...

It warms the cockles of my heart that our "Temporary Marriage" certificates sold out long before Temporary Divorce certificates . Now I have them marked down, but maybe people realize that the "temporary divorce" might cost a lot more than 49 cents...

#BD-1505 MOTHER Magnet Our big 2 x 3 magnet says it all; your inner child screaming MOTHER!!! Professionally manufactured heavy duty with a strong magnet. On sale for $1.99 while supplies last, offer expires end of May 2007 otherwise. QTY: OUR LOW SALE PRICE $1.99 ... it pays to peruse our blog!