We're hedging our bets


We have been following this car wreck of a primary election process with varying degrees of interest, surprise, amusement and dread.

When we bought the remaining stock from Lakeside Novelty, we inherited tons of these political bills. Hence I have sort of an interest in Hillary getting the democratic nomination, just so we can keep peddling this silly fake money. I know, I am a sad and pathetic little man, and you pity me. Anyway, I was sort of pleased to see that the oddsmakers are in my corner;

Super Tuesday Political Betting Odds
Online gambling website Bodog Life has Hillary Clinton a big -400 favorite to receive win the majority of primaries on Super Tuesday among Democrats. Senator Barack Obama is most certainly the underdog here paying out $2.50 for every $1.00 bet should he win more than Hillary. John Edwards bowed out of the race early on Wednesday following the Florida Primary.

JUST THE SAME - We have all of this political money on sale DIRT CHEAP - $1.99 for each pad of 25 - Vegas says our resale customers will be selling these like hotcakes long into the fall...
CM0090 Hillary 2008 bill.
CM0050 Hillary $3 bill.
CM0040 Hillary $0 "worth nothing" bill.
CM0020 Bill's 6 dollar bill.
CM0080 3 boobs bill.
All available at ThatRestlessMouse.com for 29 cents each or 25 for $1.99 for a limited time. Probably 25 for $2.99 after Super Tuesday, and when they are gone, I'm not getting any more, we limit our stock of seasonal, political, battery operated, edible, or other items that are somewhat perishable.

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