NEED EXERCISE EQUIPMENT
From our local "Freecycle" list; it's an endless source of amusement. I just woke up, and at first I thought a GUY wrote this, or maybe it is so, which would bring shame to all of the male gender;
HELP! I was just asked to be in my girlfriends wedding. Need to lose
weight ASAP. Anyone have any weights, rowing machine, stairmaster, or
any equiptment that is gathering dust or being used as an extra clothes
hanger? I could really put to good use. Thank you - I only have 3
months! EEK!!
... EEK indeed. So, what is she going to do "in" her girlfriend's wedding? Sheesh, nobody's going to be looking at you, it's your girlfriend's big day. Just go and don't whine about the ugly bridesmaid dresses. And hope nobody recognizes you from the bachelor party.
(Three weeks into the new year does seem the ideal time to obtain cast-off like-new exercise equipment, half empty boxes of nicotine patches, and other personal torture devices)
HELP! I was just asked to be in my girlfriends wedding. Need to lose
weight ASAP. Anyone have any weights, rowing machine, stairmaster, or
any equiptment that is gathering dust or being used as an extra clothes
hanger? I could really put to good use. Thank you - I only have 3
months! EEK!!
... EEK indeed. So, what is she going to do "in" her girlfriend's wedding? Sheesh, nobody's going to be looking at you, it's your girlfriend's big day. Just go and don't whine about the ugly bridesmaid dresses. And hope nobody recognizes you from the bachelor party.
(Three weeks into the new year does seem the ideal time to obtain cast-off like-new exercise equipment, half empty boxes of nicotine patches, and other personal torture devices)
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