Knock Knocks that are actually sort of funny.
When I was a (real and not just in my head) kid, knock knock jokes were all the rage. I never really thought they were funny. But I just pulled these on Daphne and we agree, funny. We will let "Bud" and "Jim" demonstrate... BUD: "Knock knock." JIM: "Who's there?" BUD: "The Interrupting Cow." JIM: "The Int..." BUD: "MOOO!!" But the key is the followup joke... BUD: "Knock knock." JIM: "Who's there?" BUD: "The Interrupting Starfish." JIM: "The Interrupting Starfish wh..." BUD: (puts palm on Jim's face, with all digits extended)