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The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before
the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown
suit. She'd specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted
him buried in his blue suit; she'd brought it especially for
that occasion, and she was distressed that the mortician had
left him in the same brown suit he'd been wearing when the
lightning bolt hit him. She demanded that the corpse be
changed into the blue suit she'd brought especially for that
purpose.

The undertaker said, "But madam! It's only a minute or two
until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can't possibly take
him out and get him changed in that amount of time."

The lady said, "Who's paying for this?"

Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician
wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a
moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit.

After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the
undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially
wanted to know how he'd been able to get her husband into a
blue suit so fast.

The funeral director said, "Oh, it was easy. It happens that
there was another body in the back room and he was already
dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads!"


-From a Jokesgalore.com email