I was just trying to be helpful.

Over at the Everett's MyFamily.com site, my sisters are presenting competing "Peanut Butter Ball" recipes. To promote family harmony, I casually suggested that they each send me some, and blindfolded like in the soda pop commercials, I would declare a superior recipe based on taste, texture, and overall peanut butteriness.

Hoo boy, that didn't go over well with the Mrs. - Apparently this suggestion is tantamount to declaring her peanut butter balls to be inferior. I did offer to allow her to enter the competition, but I would need a different independent third party to set it up. Maybe I should just bag it and fill up on Chex mix, huh?