Father's Day Unfair to Orphans
I attribute the dearth of new cologne, BBQ accessories, and/or "Number One Dad!" T-shirts for me on this Father's Day to the fact that, about ten years ago, I muttered something about Mother's Day being a "Hallmark™ Holiday" - this is probably some sort of roundabout retribution. I did get a good breakfast though, not the usual prison loaf either.
I got my dad a year's subscription to The Jethro Gazette, (more on that later) of course my sister one-upped me and got him Old Time Radio shows on CD's - Who knew he likes Amos and Andy? I didn't mention the fact that you can download all that stuff for free now, the copyrights are expired, and so are the Rinso White coupons. I prefer Fibber McGee and Molly myself, their closet is like my garage.
Of course, as the CEO (Chief Envelope Opener) here at TheRestlessMouse.com, my schedule is pretty full (Did you know they are talking about Rosie O'Donnell hosting The Price is Right? That doesn't seem like a good match. Maybe it's a good time to have a venerable old game show put out of it's misery?) Plus this damn jigsaw puzzle is nothing but a picture of a vat of M&M's. That's nearly impossible after you put the frame together. What was I saying? Oh yeah, everybody call your parents. Even if you are on mom's "shit list" as I often am.
I got my dad a year's subscription to The Jethro Gazette, (more on that later) of course my sister one-upped me and got him Old Time Radio shows on CD's - Who knew he likes Amos and Andy? I didn't mention the fact that you can download all that stuff for free now, the copyrights are expired, and so are the Rinso White coupons. I prefer Fibber McGee and Molly myself, their closet is like my garage.
Of course, as the CEO (Chief Envelope Opener) here at TheRestlessMouse.com, my schedule is pretty full (Did you know they are talking about Rosie O'Donnell hosting The Price is Right? That doesn't seem like a good match. Maybe it's a good time to have a venerable old game show put out of it's misery?) Plus this damn jigsaw puzzle is nothing but a picture of a vat of M&M's. That's nearly impossible after you put the frame together. What was I saying? Oh yeah, everybody call your parents. Even if you are on mom's "shit list" as I often am.
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