North Platte Telegraph - News - 06/24/2005 - Local locksmith corrects key mistake
North Platte Telegraph - News - 06/24/2005 - Local locksmith corrects key mistake
"Richardson tried to vomit up the key, and then drank Milk of Magnesia to flush it out, with no luck."
Geez mister, make up your mind.
I swallowed a nickel when I was about five, at the theater, apparently my sister wasn't sharing her popcorn, or I wouldn't be sucking on money in frustration. I think I'll call her up, "Remember 40 years ago when mom made you take me to the movies? Now I probably have copper poisoning in my small intestines and it's ALL YOUR FAULT for not sharing! And don't think I won't tell!!"
Of course my mom is hard of hearing these days... "What's that? You swallowed a pickle?? So what! Pickles are good for you... Why, back in my day, the grocer would give us pickles right from the barrel for sweeping up the asbestos bin! And we LIKED it!"
Of course, I may have given a new meaning to the phrase "pay toilet" years ago. Only time will tell.
"Richardson tried to vomit up the key, and then drank Milk of Magnesia to flush it out, with no luck."
Geez mister, make up your mind.
I swallowed a nickel when I was about five, at the theater, apparently my sister wasn't sharing her popcorn, or I wouldn't be sucking on money in frustration. I think I'll call her up, "Remember 40 years ago when mom made you take me to the movies? Now I probably have copper poisoning in my small intestines and it's ALL YOUR FAULT for not sharing! And don't think I won't tell!!"
Of course my mom is hard of hearing these days... "What's that? You swallowed a pickle?? So what! Pickles are good for you... Why, back in my day, the grocer would give us pickles right from the barrel for sweeping up the asbestos bin! And we LIKED it!"
Of course, I may have given a new meaning to the phrase "pay toilet" years ago. Only time will tell.
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