Phone problems!

I hope whoever is trying to call us the last day or two doesn't hate us forever- It seems that the incoming calls just aren't getting through, I see some calls on the log but the phone number is cut off! And, no name of course.

Anyway, whoever you are, if you read this- please LEAVE A MESSAGE or send an email, so I can find out what it is that prompts you to try so hard to reach us.

ITS TOO BAD NO MORE TELEGRAMS STOP
BUT ANYWAY IT WOULD BE LIKE A NICKEL A WORD STOP
I WOULD GO BROKE STOP
BECAUSE I NEVER STOP STOP
TALKING STOP

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