Barking up the wrong tree!
This is an excerpt from a bit of spam I got today;
"The power of the internet has given this event the opportunity to
reach hundreds of thousands of people just like you who want to know
more about what's happening in the raw, vegan, veggie and living
foods world and how you can easily implement it into your life for
maximum happiness, health and joy."
Wait... living foods? What are they doing, swallowing goldfish? I almost barfed up my Cheetos when I read that. I'm all for trying desperately to cling to your last vestiges of youth, Hey I'm working on a model train, but living food?
My food strategy basically involves eating nothing that occurs in nature unless it has been frozen, baked, microwaved at least twice, refrigerated and lightly salted and/or sugared. It's been good to me so far, I'm almost as old as my jokes yet I live on in reasonably good... health (sorry for the pause, got winded from typing too fast)
"The power of the internet has given this event the opportunity to
reach hundreds of thousands of people just like you who want to know
more about what's happening in the raw, vegan, veggie and living
foods world and how you can easily implement it into your life for
maximum happiness, health and joy."
Wait... living foods? What are they doing, swallowing goldfish? I almost barfed up my Cheetos when I read that. I'm all for trying desperately to cling to your last vestiges of youth, Hey I'm working on a model train, but living food?
My food strategy basically involves eating nothing that occurs in nature unless it has been frozen, baked, microwaved at least twice, refrigerated and lightly salted and/or sugared. It's been good to me so far, I'm almost as old as my jokes yet I live on in reasonably good... health (sorry for the pause, got winded from typing too fast)
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