NEVER JET HOT

Are root canals supposed to still be sensitive 4-5 days after? I haven't got the crown part yet - and anytime I accidently chew with the filling it's like getting kicked in the head. You really have to love the marketing people at Brown & Haley, I have dental problems, but do I stop eating Almond Roca? (That candy that looks like something they fished out of the litterbox? That foil wrapping isn't there just because it looks pretty. ) Nope, I just sort of chew and gum it down on the other side of my mouth. Hey! I think I'll throw some in that cold blender coffee Teresa gets at Costco! And maybe a little Kahlua! Or a lot! I'd have it right now but everyone is sleeping and they haven't invented the silent blender yet. That will probably involve lasers.

I'm doing a little demolition work on these gingerbread houses... Apparently they used graham crackers instead of gingerbread... That's against code.

This guy opened a store just for people with the last name "Wright" - I mean a Cafe Press store, I don't think you have to pay them unless they get orders for your designs- still, it looks like he put some effort into it. Where is he going to get ~new~ customers from? Maybe he should have changed his name to Smith or Jones?? His business plan is all rong. But, let's wish him luck. Look what two bicycle mechanics named Wright begat, not so many years ago.

Here in Washington state, late night driving is going to be much more dangerous from here on out, thanks to voters who love to tell others what to do- People think I am joking about this, but I think the smoking ban is going to drastically increase drunken driving - Think about it- Used to be many people in a bar would take a puff, BS for a while, drink some beer, BS more (or just sit there feeling sorry for themselves due to sad country music on the jukebox)... and repeat this process as needed.... Now it's going to be pretty much straight drinking, if only because, people need to do something with thier hands. If it wasn't for peeling beer bottle labels and fiddling with cellphones, it would be a bloodbath out there. Why don't people think before they vote?

Bill Gates Senior needs more Metamucil or something; 'Gates also weighed in on the outsourcing of jobs to other countries but did not wring his hands over American losses. "We need to get over it," he said. "Seems to me it's the only way to raise all ships" and create what he described later as a truly "flat earth." ' OK, next time I get laid off I'll just "get over it". I'm sure the bank that has the mortgage on my house will understand. But I don't even have a boat, let alone a ship.

Smink & Drive Can anyone tell me what it means to "Smink & Drive"? The logo girl seems to be enjoying it, maybe a bit too much. Shouldn't she have a designated driver, or would that be a designated sminker?

"Here it is Thanksgiving day. You try to do the right thing, bring somebody into your home and they tie you up with electrical cord" (And I don't mean that in a good way) Is there something in the cranberry sauce this year?