Children's library rejects!

We have all seen these before, but they still crack me up. They are especially appealing when neighbor girl I call "Screamy McScreamerson" is playing in the street.

Children's books that didn't make the cut


  • You Are Different and That's Bad

  • The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

  • Dad's New Wife Robert

  • Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

  • Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

  • The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

  • Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her

  • Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

  • All Cats Go to Hell!

  • The Little Sissy Who Snitched

  • Some Kittens Can Fly.

  • That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

  • Grandpa Gets a Casket

  • The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

  • Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia

  • The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

  • Strangers Have the Best Candy

  • Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

  • You Were an Accident

  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

  • Pop! Goes The Hamster; and Other Great Microwave Games

  • The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

  • Your Nightmares Are Real

  • Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

  • Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

  • Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

  • Places Where Mummy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

  • Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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