UP at night
I am up in the middle of the night BECAUSE
Woke up with a sore neck and can't find the Motrin that is usually on my desk for convenient proximity to financial records.
I must have slept on it funny. Why do we say that? I see nothing amusing about the way I slept. I didn't dream about clowns. Well maybe a nightmare about the people I work with.
I have a habit that annoys even me. When I occassionally have to get up to pee, I think, well, at least my bladder works. I don't have to wear some overpriced piece of cloth, I think I saw that they started calling adult diapers "Bladder Control Systems" or some such. If you make something a system you can systematically raise the price.
Anyway, So I was thinking, Stephen Hawking, now there's a guy who probably gets a sore neck from time to time. There is always someone worse off than you, and the other side of that coin is, there's always something to bitch about.
I'm going back to bed. Talk amongst yourselves.
Woke up with a sore neck and can't find the Motrin that is usually on my desk for convenient proximity to financial records.
I must have slept on it funny. Why do we say that? I see nothing amusing about the way I slept. I didn't dream about clowns. Well maybe a nightmare about the people I work with.
I have a habit that annoys even me. When I occassionally have to get up to pee, I think, well, at least my bladder works. I don't have to wear some overpriced piece of cloth, I think I saw that they started calling adult diapers "Bladder Control Systems" or some such. If you make something a system you can systematically raise the price.
Anyway, So I was thinking, Stephen Hawking, now there's a guy who probably gets a sore neck from time to time. There is always someone worse off than you, and the other side of that coin is, there's always something to bitch about.
I'm going back to bed. Talk amongst yourselves.
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