More info on "Morning Breeze" stink cologne
I thought potential Mornin' Breeze Stinky Cologne customers should be aware of some of it's limitations, please read the following email exchange.
----- Original Message -----
Subject: FEEDBACK: morning breeze
Date: Tue, June 20, 2006 7:35
From: (deleted)
> Greetings I need to know if this product would repell neighbor's dog and or neighbor
> if sprayed around yard? I also was wondering if you take phone orders?
> Thanks
> Richard (Up all night thanks to neighbor's dog)
To which I respond:
Hi, I'm sorry to hear that your nieghbor's dog is keeping you up. I have experienced this myself, fortunately the house in question was a rental and the tenants moved.
I do not recommend using "Morning Breeze" to repel dogs in your yard. Don't get me wrong, this product is so incredibly bad-smelling, it will not only repel dogs, but nieghbor children, salespeople, and possibly Jehovah's Witnesses (I don't know, they might think that they get bonus points in Heaven for the suffering?)
Unfortunately, the winds are unpredictable, and you would not like it if this odor wafted back into your house. Also, it might violate a nieghborhood ordinance or covenant regarding not allowing your property to stink to high heaven. I'm not sure what it would do to your flowers, they would either die or grow to enourmous proportions. Thanks for asking, John
----- Original Message -----
Subject: FEEDBACK: morning breeze
Date: Tue, June 20, 2006 7:35
From: (deleted)
> Greetings I need to know if this product would repell neighbor's dog and or neighbor
> if sprayed around yard? I also was wondering if you take phone orders?
> Thanks
> Richard (Up all night thanks to neighbor's dog)
To which I respond:
Hi, I'm sorry to hear that your nieghbor's dog is keeping you up. I have experienced this myself, fortunately the house in question was a rental and the tenants moved.
I do not recommend using "Morning Breeze" to repel dogs in your yard. Don't get me wrong, this product is so incredibly bad-smelling, it will not only repel dogs, but nieghbor children, salespeople, and possibly Jehovah's Witnesses (I don't know, they might think that they get bonus points in Heaven for the suffering?)
Unfortunately, the winds are unpredictable, and you would not like it if this odor wafted back into your house. Also, it might violate a nieghborhood ordinance or covenant regarding not allowing your property to stink to high heaven. I'm not sure what it would do to your flowers, they would either die or grow to enourmous proportions. Thanks for asking, John
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