A note to our competition

A bit of advice to our competitors - Just give up now. Save yourself a lot of grief.

Look, it would be nearly impossible to beat our unique selection, super low prices, and fast, friendly service, especially in the novelty/gag gift arena.

There isn't much money to be made in this niche anyway- you have to really love what you are doing (but don't expect it to love you back!)

If you need to turn a decent profit, we suggest a citified high profile occupation such as selling real estate or time shares.

Lacking in moral fiber? This is an ideal time to go into the used car business, politics, or email advertising.

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