Why drag the muppets into this

So I'm trying to wake up, I turn on the TV to watch the garden show "Lawn Order" but I get this cop shop instead. The bad guy stole Teresa's nickname "Drano" (His because he "gets things moving", hers because she helps money go "down the drain")

Anyway, a jeweler turns up dead, apparently he had sold Drano a fake jewel-encrusted Kermit the Frog necklace for his girlfriend, Serenity. What the hell is the world coming too?

I got up and decided to look up the ending on the Inter-nut, although I have a pretty good idea that Drano is going down, if you know what I mean.

Unfortunately, looking up "Law and Order Drano" directed me to falseallegations.com - a compilation of real court transcripts, the first one about child custody, part of a group of cases they call "The Drano Series", I can't handle reality this early in the day, so now I'll never know what happened. If you saw that episode, please leave me a comment!

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