What do you want, egg in your beer?
Another gem from The Snohomish County Freecycler's Mailing List;
A free car...
1991 Ford Tempo
4 door
Automatic Transmission
White with blue grey interior
things that are broken
passenger door
passenger seat
windshild wipers
tail lights have tape on
emergency brake going
passenger seat belt broken
automatic seat belt on driver's side doesn't retract
slight oil leak possibly
Hmmm... Let's list what's wrong with our 94 Corsica;
-Windshield has huge crack
... Causing the rug to rot.
Seats worn
R/H front door dented
R/H front electric window stuck 1/2" down
L/H mirror assy held on with bathtub caulk due to mishap involving camper jack.
Trunk lock doesn't work.
Interior trunk release works but button broke off
Car doors get stuck closed sometimes.
Console driver window button broken
Plastic thingie inside driver door cracked
Sometimes car "sneezes" when backing up
rear window slant is too severe, cannot remove all the dead bees from that area.
It does have good brakes and tires and runs OK. Wunna trade??
A free car...
1991 Ford Tempo
4 door
Automatic Transmission
White with blue grey interior
things that are broken
passenger door
passenger seat
windshild wipers
tail lights have tape on
emergency brake going
passenger seat belt broken
automatic seat belt on driver's side doesn't retract
slight oil leak possibly
Hmmm... Let's list what's wrong with our 94 Corsica;
-Windshield has huge crack
... Causing the rug to rot.
Seats worn
R/H front door dented
R/H front electric window stuck 1/2" down
L/H mirror assy held on with bathtub caulk due to mishap involving camper jack.
Trunk lock doesn't work.
Interior trunk release works but button broke off
Car doors get stuck closed sometimes.
Console driver window button broken
Plastic thingie inside driver door cracked
Sometimes car "sneezes" when backing up
rear window slant is too severe, cannot remove all the dead bees from that area.
It does have good brakes and tires and runs OK. Wunna trade??
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