Better go get my crate of money.
I just got this email from Mr. Larry - better hustle down to the depot to pick up my crate of dinero...
From HON Ben Larry,
Head, Banking Operations,
Pacific Int'l Bank Limited.
Plot 84/88, Ajose Adeogun Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos Nigeria.
Date:27-9-2005.
Dear Friend,
Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards of the shipment of your contract sum, I wish to inform you that all necessary modalities have been automatically concluded and have left Nigeria to London via your
Country today by Express Cargo Flight.
Note carefully the content of the crate is "MONEY" but I did not
discloseit to the Courier Services as Money, rather I informed them that the cratecontain Vital "DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS" belonging to my client (that?syou).Furthermore, the weight of the consignment is 220kg but I manageto pay120kg,which cost US$75,500.00. On no account should you disclose thecontentof the crate with the Diplomatic Courier Services for fear of betrayal.So do not allow them to know
that the content is money. In the meantime, contact the Diplomatic Courier Services on Tel:44-77-4335225276 to
know the actual situation with the consignment and alsogive them your addresswhere the consignment will be delivered and thenget back to me as soon as possibleso that I can give you the shipmentdocument.
Meanwhile, I will be coming over to your country immediately the
consignment arrives in your Country for my 10٪ share.
Congrats and remain blessed.
Best Regards,
HON Dr Ben Larry.
(You're not my hon, Ben... no matter how many crates of money you send me...)
From HON Ben Larry,
Head, Banking Operations,
Pacific Int'l Bank Limited.
Plot 84/88, Ajose Adeogun Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos Nigeria.
Date:27-9-2005.
Dear Friend,
Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards of the shipment of your contract sum, I wish to inform you that all necessary modalities have been automatically concluded and have left Nigeria to London via your
Country today by Express Cargo Flight.
Note carefully the content of the crate is "MONEY" but I did not
discloseit to the Courier Services as Money, rather I informed them that the cratecontain Vital "DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS" belonging to my client (that?syou).Furthermore, the weight of the consignment is 220kg but I manageto pay120kg,which cost US$75,500.00. On no account should you disclose thecontentof the crate with the Diplomatic Courier Services for fear of betrayal.So do not allow them to know
that the content is money. In the meantime, contact the Diplomatic Courier Services on Tel:44-77-4335225276 to
know the actual situation with the consignment and alsogive them your addresswhere the consignment will be delivered and thenget back to me as soon as possibleso that I can give you the shipmentdocument.
Meanwhile, I will be coming over to your country immediately the
consignment arrives in your Country for my 10٪ share.
Congrats and remain blessed.
Best Regards,
HON Dr Ben Larry.
(You're not my hon, Ben... no matter how many crates of money you send me...)
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