NEVER JET HOT

.. (I asked you not to tell me that!) Sometimes I used to wake the Mrs. up with a gentle Mr. Rogers imitation... "It's time to get up! Sure! Can you say, 'coffee'?" (Which usually earns me something like "I'll kick your a$$ all the way to the land of make believe if you touch that blanket!") Anyway, Mr. Rogers has passed away, along with the actors who played many of the great TV characters... Archie Bunker, Maxwell Smart, Mr & Mrs Roper, also Jack Tripper!! So young... Apparently the entire cast and crew of Bewitched... (Were there a lot of PCB's on Morningglory Circle?) The only ones theoretically left on Gilligans Isle would be the Professor, Ginger and MaryAnne... But he's probably too busy making laxatives out of coconut milk to pay them any mind... It's all way too depressing... After Judge Judy is over, I'm going back to bed.

Click for a zip code picture : "A USPS zip code is not a geographical area but a route which may not be definable as a polygon." I did not know that.

We thought that with Christmas fast approaching and the slow Summer season over, it would be a good time to restart the ebay thing... Oh how wrong we were.... The fees are even more ridiculous. Plus traffic is almost non-existant. Once eBaY was fun, but as usual the corporate types killed the goose by trying to make it lay platinum eggs as well as golden... Where will the greedfest stop?

I was almost tempted to click on the link in this bit o' spam that came in this morning. It's sort of like one of them haikus. Our physician's consultation is for zero pennies. Hey, hey all. Specials to all capsule. Effortless to trails your packet with our system. Set a convenient e zone setting. Best to you! Absolutely suggest to folks. Dorris H --NJ. As one we get rid of bad symptom on nervousness. I would really like to get rid of that nervous symptom.

I just got this email from Mr. Larry - better hustle down to the depot to pick up my crate of dinero... From HON Ben Larry, Head, Banking Operations, Pacific Int'l Bank Limited. Plot 84/88, Ajose Adeogun Street, Victoria Island, Lagos Nigeria. Date:27-9-2005. Dear Friend, Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards of the shipment of your contract sum, I wish to inform you that all necessary modalities have been automatically concluded and have left Nigeria to London via your Country today by Express Cargo Flight. Note carefully the content of the crate is "MONEY" but I did not discloseit to the Courier Services as Money, rather I informed them that the cratecontain Vital "DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS" belonging to my client (that?syou).Furthermore, the weight of the consignment is 220kg but I manageto pay120kg,which cost US$75,500.00. On no account should you disclose thecontentof the crate with the Diplomatic Courier Services for fear...

Circus Folks. Worse yet, State Fair Folks (circus folk wunnabees) -from an old fair program I found. Notice the kid in the bottom left seems to be saying, "Hey! That old guy stole my wallet!" - You have to admit, the old fellow does look sort of guilty.  

******************* Customer Delight Moment ******************* Lisa G ordered 31 Snot Nose keychains, we threw in a "Poopy Pig" too! Won't she be delighted?