NEVER JET HOT

Our Bullet through the window gag works even better in bunches, because really, who only fires one bullet? Now 88 cents when you get two or more.

Itchy people, take heart. We have the xtra fancy metal extendo backscratcher , extends to 20 inches(!) - As low as $4.44 (for 2 or more)

I just caught a snippet of an old "Happy Days" episode... Mr. C is being cross-examined by Richie (All of a sudden he's a lawyer?) - at some community hearing about putting an offramp in and destroying "Inspiration point". Richie asks, "Do you have a family, Mr. Cunningham?" He responds, "I have a wonderful wife, a lovely daughter, and a smart-Alec son". So why wouldn't he mention Richie's older brother, Chuck, only seem in the early episodes? I had assumed that he was away at college, or in the Army? In either case, one would think Mr. C would mention him. That's why I think Chuckie died, or was disowned for some reason. Maybe he went to work for Ace Hardware, or some other big chain store. That would just about kill Howard.

I hesitated to get these belly button brushes , they look like something Barbie would use to clean her toilet, like she ever did any housework. But it's a fun gag item, a great stocking stuffer or geocache swag (google it!)

I had a customer inquiring about these stupid cussing, insulting parrots that we used to carry, they are surprisingly hard to find, all the usual sources were out of stock. we got a dozen, that's usually not a good plan because 1 or 2 always get confiscated for "product testing". It's annoying to have the bird saying "(tweeet) Hey you! Go F yourself! (Skwaawk)" when I'm on the phone.

I suspect that these bottles of stink perfume are being put in motel medicine cabinets by disgruntled housekeepers. They always seem to ship in batches. But you can get just one for $3.29, less in quantity.

If you really want to help the economy, you will need scads of Obama 00 bills , even though they are worth about, uh, 16 cents. (That's what we get for them anyway; $3.94 or less per pad of 25)

Some people just don't understand when they see a token that says TUIT. So we now offer these "Explanatory" tuits , that spell it out for you. Sheesh!

Our “novelty money guy” finally came out with a Michael Jackson Souvenir bill . I guess he thought it was too soon until now. My philosophy is when it comes to celebrities, it’s never too soon as long as it’s a tastefully done souvenir, as opposed to a parody product. The market will decide.