My wife thinks she's a...

Combines bartender and psychiatrist jokes...

Guy telling his bartender his troubles;

"My wife thinks she's a pretzel!"

Bartender sez, "Did you take her to a psychiatrist?"

"Yeah... he says she's twisted."

OR
"My wife thinks she's a piano!"

Bartender sez, "Did you take her to a psychiatrist?"

"Are you kidding? Do you know how much it costs to move a piano??"

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