Don't describe it... just do it.

When getting a root canal, I would rather not have any comments or questions directed at me. I prefer that the Dentist and her assistant chat among themselves.

I was just enjoying the nitrous oxide, letting my mind wander. Just as I was frolicking in a mountain meadow with my dentist's German "Au Pair", the dentist interrupted that to inform me that she was almost done removing the rot and using a disinfectant solution, and replacing that with lime jello and broken drill bits, or something like that, I still had one foot in the meadow and didn't quite follow.

Anyway, so far so good, the numbness is about gone and it doesn't hurt... yet

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