Not a lawyer joke

I thought this was going to be a lawyer/ professional courtesy joke; but it's not.

Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He
kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire
also had a beautiful daughter that was single.

One day he decides to throw a huge party, during the party he
announces: "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man
here. I will give 1 million dollars or my daughter to the man
that can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge
unharmed!"

As soon as he finished his last word there was the sound of a
large splash! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all
his might, the crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking.
Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed, he said, "My boy that was
incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I
must keep my end of the bargain, which do you want my daughter
or the 1 million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't
want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that
water!"

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