Tuna Safe - Thongs in a Can "Your Fresh Seal & Mood Indicator"
Here at The Restless Mouse, we often get product offers, by email or samples in the mail. Here is one of the more disturbing offerings, the "Tuna Safe" thong in the "fresh seal" tin. (see TunaSafe.com)
Here's how it came to be;
"As I was chugging the refreshing elixir, I smelled the discarded tuna can in the trash, & I suddenly was reminded of my last prom date. That's when the idea hit me like a search warrant. Why don't I create an assurance logo similar to the "Dolphin Safe'' logo? Instead of a dolphin, I'd use a tuna fish & call it "Tuna Safe". I'd then place the logo on the front of a nice pair of thongs so that the wearer could assure their potential mate that they keep their business clean. The "Tuna Safe" logo would be "Your Fresh Seal"!!! YEAHHH!!! Wait a minute .... it could also be used as a "Mood Indicator"!!!. Sweeter yet, I could package the thongs in tin cans that resemble tuna cans & sell them online & @ retail stores."
I think that this guy thinks too much, and about the wrong things. Nevertheless, it is another thread in the rich tapestry of weirdness that is the Internet.
Here's how it came to be;
"As I was chugging the refreshing elixir, I smelled the discarded tuna can in the trash, & I suddenly was reminded of my last prom date. That's when the idea hit me like a search warrant. Why don't I create an assurance logo similar to the "Dolphin Safe'' logo? Instead of a dolphin, I'd use a tuna fish & call it "Tuna Safe". I'd then place the logo on the front of a nice pair of thongs so that the wearer could assure their potential mate that they keep their business clean. The "Tuna Safe" logo would be "Your Fresh Seal"!!! YEAHHH!!! Wait a minute .... it could also be used as a "Mood Indicator"!!!. Sweeter yet, I could package the thongs in tin cans that resemble tuna cans & sell them online & @ retail stores."
I think that this guy thinks too much, and about the wrong things. Nevertheless, it is another thread in the rich tapestry of weirdness that is the Internet.
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