An open letter to Patty Murray
Patty,
Did you get a load of the full moon? If I was my dog Petey, (or any other small dog, especially a Westie, who may look like a rabbit) ...I wouldn't go out in the back yard until daylight. It looks like a Grimm fairy tale illustration out there.
The paper says to keep your small children and pets indoors at night, because of coyotes encroaching on suburbia (Or is it the other way 'round?)
The way I see it, there are two opportunities to waste more government money here;
1. Create a think tank that would help endangered species* adopt the coyote's "Urban Environmental Adaption Strategies and Survival Methodologies"
*Endangered species - such as those wussy spotted owls- are they too good to eat a housecat? I know you government types like footnotes
(Page two)
2. Hire chefs to find a way to make coyote meat a tasty treat, I'm thinking Rachel Rae from TV, people trust her. It doesn't really have to taste good, if there is no way to make it edible, tell people it's "Heart Smart" and they might eat it anyway. (We kind of missed the boat on the "Low Carb" craze)
Just thinking out loud, well not really out loud, everyone is asleep, it's 4:30 AM and my stupid internal clock is STILL set to get up and go to the garbage truck garage, nevermind that I've been on second shift for three months, and it's SATURDAY and I have the day OFF!
I had to pee and came up with the inspiration for the solutions to the coyote problem. Congress should get up in the middle of night, and not just when on a junket to another time zone. It's the best time to come up with solutions to vexing problems.
Did you get a load of the full moon? If I was my dog Petey, (or any other small dog, especially a Westie, who may look like a rabbit) ...I wouldn't go out in the back yard until daylight. It looks like a Grimm fairy tale illustration out there.
The paper says to keep your small children and pets indoors at night, because of coyotes encroaching on suburbia (Or is it the other way 'round?)
The way I see it, there are two opportunities to waste more government money here;
1. Create a think tank that would help endangered species* adopt the coyote's "Urban Environmental Adaption Strategies and Survival Methodologies"
*Endangered species - such as those wussy spotted owls- are they too good to eat a housecat? I know you government types like footnotes
(Page two)
2. Hire chefs to find a way to make coyote meat a tasty treat, I'm thinking Rachel Rae from TV, people trust her. It doesn't really have to taste good, if there is no way to make it edible, tell people it's "Heart Smart" and they might eat it anyway. (We kind of missed the boat on the "Low Carb" craze)
Just thinking out loud, well not really out loud, everyone is asleep, it's 4:30 AM and my stupid internal clock is STILL set to get up and go to the garbage truck garage, nevermind that I've been on second shift for three months, and it's SATURDAY and I have the day OFF!
I had to pee and came up with the inspiration for the solutions to the coyote problem. Congress should get up in the middle of night, and not just when on a junket to another time zone. It's the best time to come up with solutions to vexing problems.
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