BBC NEWS | UK | Magazine | 100 things we didn't know this time last year

This article states that "An American girl aged between three and 11 has, on average, 10 Barbie dolls in her toy box."

Many believe that Barbies are very fortunate, in fact I once saw a bumper sticker that said, "I HATE BARBIE - That bitch has everything!

What they don't tell you is that of the average girl's 10 barbies, at least one has a missing limb and/or has been chewed on or otherwise tortured, and seven of them are so destitute as to not even have a stitch of clothing, she is left cold and naked, even in the presence of Ken and that gossipy Midge. Soon the entire box is cast into the driveway for the humiliating "yard sale". I don't think I want to be a toy.

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