What we won't be offering this Christmas season
I was looking at one of those "gift" websites (not even a real website- a Geocities page - the seller claims to have a number of satisfied customers since September 1 that is greater than our satisfied and disgruntled customers combined!! To make matters worse, here's an example of what she's peddling;
Good Lord, I hope it's not an alarm clock!! Can you imagine waking up to THAT every morning? I would have little bits of "alibastrite" all over the wall, the first time. The only use I can see is if some family had a tradition of "ugliest gift".
What a waste of a AA battery.