A note about Christmas... less than four months away...

Santa is already taking Rudolph and the gang in for shots and deworming... Soon the elves will be back from Bermuda and thier appearance at The Skagit Valley Casino, and back to (As Wierd Al puts it) "Making 64 bit Nintendo systems out of wood".

The mall security guard is polishing his gun (and I don't mean that in a good way) - Store buyers are getting drunk in Vegas and buying things at trade shows that will end up in your home if you don't plan ahead.

Please, It's Jesus's birthday, if you're going to buy weird stuff for the uncles and aunts, at least don't do it in public. Visit TheRestlessMouse.com for reliable and discreet service and great prices.

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