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Sometimes a cigar is not an in stock cigar

Those of you looking for those crazy puff cigars, Now my suppliers is telling me they expect to ship the 144 I ordered weeks ago, on OCT 15. Right in the middle of "theater season"! Next year I am going to stock up in the doldrums of summer. We do have the Puff Cigarettes, and the JUMBO puff cigars; http://www.noveltytradingpost.com/Puffing_theater_prop_cigarettes_p/pr1302.htm http://www.noveltytradingpost.com/Fat_Cat_Jumbo_Puff_Cigar_p/pr0303.htm

eBaY more addictive than walnut brownies

IS someone at eBaY PAYING the National Retail Federation to say this? At a recent congressional hearing, NRF vice president for loss prevention, Joseph LaRocca, says selling on the Internet is THE DOPE: "The Internet seems to be contributing to the creation of a brand new type of retail thief – people who have never stolen before but are lured in by the convenience and anonymity of the Internet. Thieves often tell the same disturbing story: they begin legitimately selling product on eBay and then become hooked by its addictive qualities, the anonymity it provides and the ease with which they gain exposure to millions of customers. When they run out of legitimate merchandise, they begin to steal intermittently, many times for the first time in their life, so they can continue selling online. The thefts then begin to spiral out of control and before they know it they quit their jobs, are recruiting accomplices and are crossing states lines to steal, all so they can support and perpe...

Life imitates TV

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer. This reminds of the Sarah Silverman show where one of her friends lets out a silent-but-deadly "bomb" in a patrol car, and gets arrested. (Hilarity ensues)

Exciting new product!

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We get all kinds of offers from suppliers all over the world, but this one caught my eye; Just about 35 years late on that one, guys.

Ted Moseby should RUN

I'm not sure if this site is just a tribute site to How I met your Mother , I sure hope so, otherwise this woman scares me; TedMosbyIsAJerk.com

He's stuck in 2003 and I can't help...

I got this email five years ago. It still haunts me. I feel bad because I did have a wrist-mounted dimensional warp generator, but it got mixed up with some stuff that Teresa was setting out for a garage sale, and you know how that goes... Hello, I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: (the guy's email)

Pirate joke

Pirate joke swiped from some guy on twitter; A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel instead of the usual scarf, wrapped around his skull. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum. The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?" "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"