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Our “BS Bags”  are specifically marked “not for government use”. (They just can’t handle that kind of load) Ten packs as low as $1.75 

Teresa’s response upon seeing our new “horny toad” box gag ; “Now what?…. Oh, brother!” As low as $1.50 each in quantity

I heard Hillary Clinton broke her elbow arm-wrestling Obama in the White House basement, so I figure we better put a better price on these “Hillary Zero dollar” novelty bills , since it’s sort of mean spirited to be selling those while she’s laid up and unable to palaver with Heads of State, Bill should man up and negotiate peace, wash the dishes, etc.

Actually more like “tacky bits”– the infamous reclining nude with the salt and pepper shaker boobs , to use the vernacular of the proletariat. $5.94 or less, and no “RENO” tattoo on her!

We have the amazingly realistic "fake arm" back in stock after a considerable absense, and as low as $4.90 when you get 2 or more.

I can’t believe they still make these “Who’s in the doghouse” boards – includes five dogs, comes in a nice red carton. We have them for $4.94 or less!

These sewing kits are great for on-the-go emergencies, retro gold tuck and roll look clutch has everything, scissors, buttons, ruler, etc. All you need is your reading glasses. You did bring your reading glasses, didn’t you? HP1111 Gold Sewing Kit , as low as $1.75

Our Completely spineless pencil  can be swapped with the smart kid’s pencil to slow him down. Or you could just look over the kid’s shoulder. Now As low as 75 cents in quantity.

I don’t know if cards become “groovy” just because the box says they are, but these high quality coated “groovy” playing cards are giving it a go. Now as low as $1.20 a deck!

NEW ITEM –  Cotton candy flavored toothpicks ! Eighty toothpicks, plus the best tin yet. Great carnival graphics and a slide off top. Also the toothpicks are great for removing wedged bits of popcorn. As low as $1.70 in quantity.

We reduced the price of our Magnetic clean/dirty Dishwasher Magnet , now just $1.49 each! I think 49 is one of those psychological price points. Anyway, in quantity they are as low as 90 cents! Because we have a ton of these crazy things, takes too long to sell one at a time! Buy ‘em for resale and experiment with your own brand of pop psychology!

I just gave Larry , Moe , and Curly  the same discount treatment as Marilyn Monroe. Sorry, no Shemp.

Drive for less, if you can pass yourself off as Marilyn Monroe. Of course if you can do that, your life would be pretty sweet. Unless you are a guy?? Item CM9030 Marilyn's License As low as $1.20 each if you buy a dozen or more. Swap meet sellers hit this one out of the ballpark.

New quantity discounts on our Trillion Dol lar 25 packs. Richly detailed, a s real as anyone dares to make them. Now as low as $3.50 a pad, great swap meet item!

Only a few of these fun Assistant Manager Pennant s left at the super closeout price of just $1.97 each! I told you we would have super deals on this new page.

We have repurposed this page for showing item status for our discount novelty emporium, ThatRestlessMouse.com - That's what we're all about. To see my "personal blog" click the blog button above. -John

We have repurposed this page for showing item status for our discount novelty emporium, ThatRestlessMouse.com - That's what we're all about. To see my "personal blog" click the blog button above. -John

I am starting over with this blog, there are posts dating back to 2003, checking through them one at a time sure is slow going, many are being deleted for dead links, glowing references to gadgets that are now in the dustbin of history, (That's a real eye-opener about the money I have wasted along with my youth), Old Rants (Why an I such a whiner? Now I am whining about being a whiner) and a big category, posts that were just dumb. When I get done weeding this virtual garden, maybe some real work will get done around here.

If you were looking for Lakeside Novelty; We purchased the remaining inventory from Joel, and he also showed us where to get the merchandise So now you can find great quantity discounts on old Lakeside items such as the light-up rose, the Permanent Match, the Magnetic Scotty Dogs, Naked Lady striptease pens, etc. here. Please note that a lot of the old Lakeside items are no longer made, or they have become too pricey due to dollar value fluctuations. This is why we are (temporarily?) out of those fantastic Needle threaders. Some things have become too expensive to produce due to product testing requirements, or associated changes in the rules– I believe this is the case with “Smoking Monkeys”, which I have been unable to find spare cigarette packs for in recent weeks. If you have a Lakeside favorite that you don’t see on our website, be sure to click the CONTACT US button above, we will try to help.    

  We have an account on Twitter, mainly use it when I have something to say that would be an awful short blog post, maybe a quick joke, a coupon code or quick special, or whatever.   It seems that many or most people (Or uh, “tweeple”) follow dozens or hundreds of tweet accounts. So unless they are searching within Twitter, I doubt that our “followers” even notice our “tweets” as they go rushing by, this is one instance where the old saw about it being an “information superhighway” would seem to apply.   My main problem is that it seems to be such a tremendous waste of time to “follow” so many people, like me they only come up with anything interesting once in a blue moon, and time is too precious to monitor it. Now if you will excuse me, I need to go “buy” a couch for my “Sims” in Sims 3. Also I am reading a Phyllis Diller book, “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse”. I have my p...

Shift change at the Boeing Renton Factory Uh, Fremont Zombie walk (See, no lunchboxes)  

  Rumors of the death of Geocaching.com are greatly exaggerated; It’s down today and possibly several more days, due to a fire in the building that host the sterile banks of whirring computer servers that are the very lifeblood of any website.   Oddly enough, the building is in downtown Seattle, practically in the shadow of the Space Needle. I always envisioned these computers to be housed in some nondescript industrial park out in the boonies, not in prime Seattle real estate.   Unfortunately for me, it also knocked out our Verizon Internet for a time. There was a flurry of modem-resetting and “Is yours working?”, wailing and gnashing of teeth of course.   Teresa gnashes at the drop of a hat, I have been meaning to talk to her about that.   But I digress. The problem with Internet outages is that there is no good way to determine if it’s signal, hardware or software. I could call Verizon, but I have a feeling they are overtly covert abou...