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www.TheRestlessMouse.com New! The Carb Fit Exercise Block! Gak! I guess exercise nuts don't have much of a sense of humor, these dumb things aren't exactly flying off the shelves...

What's up with the TV on the highway? I'm not talking about the drop-down DVD player in the minivan next to the Ritalin dispenser. I'm talking big screen movies broadcast out the back window of a moving vehicle. It's quite a distraction, hard to keep the shiny side up and watch Gunsmoke at the same time. If Miss Kitty had been in that scene, I would have been a goner.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that accidently recycles important documents. Proof that it does pay to recycle, a man who inadvertently cast his $4,296 federal income tax refund check into his home's recycling bin got lucky when a worker at a nearby recycling center happened upon it and returned it. (... But what else are they looking at??)

Who lit the fuse on your tampon???? BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA Funny and Dirty T Shirts at T Shirt Insanity

Nuts! We didn't get a color set until 1969 - My parents were celebrating having survived the "Hong Kong Flu" that had bowled them over for a time. The Color Television Revolution

"Their coating of guano makes them even more secure." Channel 4 - The Worst Jobs in History - Roman

I didn't know "Shatnerize" was a word. SHATNER

It is not clear who would be empowered to make medical decisions for an unconscious pope. The pope has no close relatives, but the Vatican has officially declined to comment whether John Paul has left written instructions. Oh boy... here we go again... HeraldNet: Pope seriously ill after heart attack