NEVER JET HOT

I love slow news days. Health/Science: Yawning is contagious among chimpanzees

Emily Latella Dept. "Shots also were fired at deputies who corned the gunman in the wooded area, he said." If more deputies took gunmen into wooded areas for a good old fashioned corning, there would be a lot less crime!

PORT ORANGE NEWS This just in... CNN.com - Florida man accused of using gator as weapon - Jul 18, 2004 Havenner's version of the story differed. He told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol. Sounds reasonable to me.

Sunday is no longer, as the writer H.L. Mencken put it, merely "a day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in Hell." Sunday melts into just part of the week This is kind of a radical concept in today's world, but I might go down to the library and check out that Mencken guy. Our main library is open until two on Sundays!

TV says there's a new drug for Bipolar Disorder. I don't know whether to laugh or cry!