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I've seen these before, but they still crack me up... Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press: 1...You Are Different and That's Bad 2...The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3...Dad's New Wife Robert 4...Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5...Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6...The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 7...Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her 8...Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9...All Cats Go to Hell! 10...The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11...Some Kittens Can Fly. 12...That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 13...Grandpa Gets a Casket 14...The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15...Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia 16...The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17...Strangers Have the Best Candy 18...Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19...You Were an Accident 20...Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21...Pop! Goes The Hamster...A...

Well, he probably is getting good at lifting things. If I had a sign company, maybe he could help with that. The Seattle Times: Business & Technology: Searching for work, he hopes bus sign will be route to job

A person could get in real trouble submitting a reciept from a prostitute to accounting! Or carrying one around in briefcase or pocket! I most definitely DO NOT recommend that you plant one of these on someone! pink928

Have you seen those new KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) commercials, where the lady comes in and says to her husband, "Remember we were saying we were going to start eating healthier?" then presents him with a bucket of chicken? I want to know, what the hell were they eating before? Straight Crisco?

Don't you love those happy California Cows? Real California Cheese

I don't know if I would like to stay here... I wouldn't like the bellboy "shushing" me... Where Did Dewey File Those Law Books?

Do they have to drag "Hello Kitty" into the Nanny Cam business??

I thought my 57 GB hard drive was huge until I saw this chart in Karen's PowerTools newsletter (KarenWare.com) 1 Kilobyte (KB) = 1,000 bytes 1 Megabyte (MB) = 1,000 kilobytes 1 Gigabyte (GB) = 1,000 megabytes 1 Terabyte (TB) = 1,000 gigabytes 1 Petabyte (PB) = 1,000 terabytes 1 Exabyte (EB) = 1,000 petabytes 1 Zettabyte (ZB) = 1,000 exabytes 1 Yottabyte (YB) = 1,000 zettabytes